The PH level of my vagina

I saw this super funny meme, months ago about not wanting to upset the PH level of my vagina with your 🍆

I understand how this rings true now that I'm in a relationship with a woman.

It's true, the PH level of my vagina is very important and fragile. Doesn't take that much to upset the balance and well, that's not pleasant for anyone.

 

  1. eating certain food

  2. body wash

  3. the detergent I wash my clothes with

  4. my bikinis - particularly speedos - Cannot wear them for any length of time!

  5. particular types of contraceptives

  6. Not keeping your top draw contents clean

And yes, 🍆 and the contents from it!

And not having a shower in a timely manner afterwards.

 

Enter a relationship with a woman.

No Ph issues in 2 years!

 

Go figure!

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