Phone Sex: What are my alternatives?

PHONE SEX: WHY SETTLE FOR SECOND BEST?

#Throwbackthursday dedicate a moment of thought to your first car, that sky blue Carola hatchback, lowered lancer or hot pink Jazz. No questions asked, they served their purpose and could undoubtedly “get you there”, kind of like phone sex. Since the telephones first commercial application in 1877, it’s safe to say we’ve been there and done that. Thankfully, the 21^st century brings us screens, streaming and smartphones to make sure we too can enjoy from afar. So now that touching is off-limits due to COVID-19, let´s talk about how to still have amazing sex thanks to modern age technology.

Here is a few ways that can work for you to ensure a pleasurable A to B experience. 

Try Sexting - How to sext

Abbreviated to sext, this is the “art” or combining a sexual & text message into one. In the modern realm of dating sexting is as common as swiping right, an essential survival skill required to express just how horny you are, flaunt your goods and just tease. Unrestricted by platform, sexts are most commonly exchanged over Snapchat (screenshots at own risk) and Instagram (sliding into one’s DM’s) and for the more game, direct message. A flirtatious picture such as a nude selfie can elevate your sext to the next level, why waste words when a picture is worth a thousand?

Buy A Smart Toy: For Him & Her

Meet Max & Nora, an innovative movement by Lovense making solo play, foreplay or long-distance play easier. Just download, connect and play to give either you or your partner complete control of the Male masturbator and Rabbit Vibrator from your Smartphone or PC. Vibration and contraction settings give you full control over your partner's experience, allowing you to tease and play to your heart's content. Why not try long-distance sex, it’s now a thing!

Make A JOI

First things first, what is a JOI? No scene was ever captured in one take, which is the beauty of a “jerk off instruction”. Technically speaking, a JOI is just a form of pre-recorded phone sex, where the “instructor” exerts a level of bondage, discipline, dominance and submission (BDSM). Verbal instructions and physical prompts dictate how the viewer should masturbate, often with the intent to tease and cause an extended period of arousal before ejaculation of climax. If the thought of your partner pleasuring themselves to a secret note, seductive recording or steamy video is your thing, get creative.

Put on a Camshow

Sometimes the reaction is the reward, if you want to see your significant other's jaw drop as you strut your stuff then this one is for you. Grab your toys, slip into something sexy and set the mood (indirect lighting from multiple angles recommended) and make the call! Mix things up with your partner by playing truth or dare and incorporating elements of stripping to up the stakes. Is the real loser clothed or naked 😉?